Category: humour

Health

Short but Avoids Sweets

I’m short. Sadly, that means I have less place to distribute my body weight. I didn’t have too many sweet things around the house, so I was fit as a kid and in college....

Mall

Dropping shopping

Well, it depends on what kind of shopping we’re talking about. One woman’s paneer is another man’s karela. Clothes shopping I’m not a fan of shopping for clothes mostly. Only when a top is...

Unshaven

Why don’t men shave?

My husband told me that he once did not hire a candidate because he was unshaven. I don’t know why men don’t bother to shave. Excuse 1- It hurts Pain. Maybe that’s why men...

Sale

Speed sales

Fighting with plump aunties for salwar kurtas that will make me look like a Christmas tree, as early as 10 AM, left me drained. The exhilaration of getting bargains was cancelled out when I...

The Medicine Show

Waiting

Had a good time at The Medicine Show, The Living Room. I specially liked the three women singers and their funny lyrics- “While I’m waiting for the man I’m dating and he’s stuck in...

Shopping

Shopping

    We hunted in pindrop silence, our eyes scanning our prey. The only other time I remember such silence happening is when we eat.   Unfortunately, Sarojini Nagar does not allow us to...

Rebel

Howler at the NGO

“दीदी, क्या rebel का मतलब उसने फिर से bell बजाया?” !